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November 19, 2011

Things I Would Not Be Opposed To

(1) Only working from 8 am to 1 pm. I am super productive between those hours. I get about the same amount of work done between 1 pm and 6 pm that I do between 9 am 10 am.

(2) Coke only being sold in cute, glass bottles.

(3) The computer making a ka-ching sound at the end of every line like a type writer. I find that noise to be very fulfilling.

(4) If Condoleezza Rice ran for President.

(5) If Starbucks delivered. I tip very generously.

(6) If "embarrassing" was spelled "embaressing" (makes more sense I think).

(7) If Taylor Swift, Kelly Clarkson, and myself all were best friends.

(8) Having a Sprinkles Red Velvet Cupcake for breakfast every morning was totally acceptable.

(9) If my car knew how to drive itself home on a Friday night. An hour long commute home after work on a Friday is just mean.

(10) A blow drier that could dry my hair in 2 minutes instead of 20. Lets do the math. I blow dry my hair every day (us girls with curls have no other choice) 365 days a year x 20 minutes = 7,300 hundred minutes which is 121.6 hours of my life each year devoted to just blow drying my hair.

Anything you wouldn't be opposed to?



Natalie said...

I wouldn't be opposed to a nanny sometimes, even though I am a stay-at-home mom :) Also, a private chef and a personal trainer!

Token Yankee said...

are we the same person? I agree with every single one of these!

Jessica @ Acting Adult said...

I would love a self-navigating car. Someone should invent that like now.

agalandherdog said...

Haha, love these but I hate that you just did the blowdryer math because it makes me realize what a waste that is! I need to start multi-tasking, I think (reading books/magazines during?).

Katie said...

Ha I love this!

I wouldn't be opposed if my dog knew how to use an actual toilet, and if every sip of a can of Dr. Pepper was as good as the first.

Legally Married said...

I am wholeheartedly with you on a lot of these things, particularly numbers 4 and 10.

I LOVE Condi Rice. I wrote her a letter once, begging to meet her, and she sent me a note back. She also spoke at Baylor two weeks ago, at which time I fervently wished I lived in Waco again. :-/

Amanda said...

I want to second your ENTIRE list. Maybe if we get enough people wishing for these things they will come true?? :)

Laura Darling said...

I never did the math with my hair drying, but WOW, I never realized how time consuming it really it!


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