Since college, I have been involved in an epic war of words with one of my best friends over a very controversial subject: Who is better, Oprah or Ellen? I can still remember the day it started, when she wandered into my dorm room where I was watching Oprah and she boldly proclaimed "Oprah is so full of herself." My jaw dropped and I my eyes widened in disbelief (Let us not forget that I am the girl who woke up at 3:30 in the morning and stood in the same spot for upwards of 8 hours to see Oprah). Thus began a two hour argument on the pros and cons of each. A fight that has now carried on for years.
Yesterday I went out to my mailbox to find a letter from my dear friend and was instantly excited as I typically am when I see something that does not resemble a bill. I tore it open and this is what I found:
I like how she highlighted it, just for emphasis. Ridiculous.
I am now planning my revenge. I am thinking about blowing up a poster sized picture of the O Magazine cover that featured Ellen and Oprah and having it super glued to my friend's wall. Why hasn't Ellen had Oprah on her magazine cover? Oh that's right BECAUSE ELLEN DOESN'T HAVE A MAGAZINE.
*For the record I really like The Ellen Show, I just think Oprah is better. Far better. Infinitely better.