Neck Slimmer

So I come home from nine hours at the library. I am exhausted. I am pissed. I am in grumpy, grumpy mood. I sit down to watch mindless trashy television (Kendra). I am sitting there..brain numb...when during a commercial I see an ad, for...wait for it....wait for it....a neck slimmer.

A NECK SLIMMER

So I think to myself, "how the heck does this make your neck slimmer?"

Well then the best part happens. They show this little neck slimming contraption thing.

And I died laughing.

DIED. Laughing.