I Hate Morning People

It is 7 AM. That is right people A.M., as in 7 ante meridiem. I have not seen 7 AM all summer. I do not believe in getting up before 8, but I realized that the bar exam starts on Monday at 8...and we lose an hour. Thus I have been setting my alarm for 6 and trying to get my body used to functioning at such an ungodly hour (and by 6 I mean I hit my snooze for like 45 minutes).

During this whole adjustment process I just keep thinking how our society is so cruel to make people be at work at 8 in the morning. It totally disadvantages people who like to sleep in (like me). Why should I have reset my biological clock merely because Mr. Bossman wants us all there for an 8 AM meeting? Whereas I am lucky to actually take a shower before 8, "morning people" have already ran eight miles, taken a shower, read the paper, and solved global warning. Plus "morning people" always have a superiority complexes and look down on us "night owls." Its as if they think they are more productive members of society merely because they can get up at the crack of dawn and not feel like something smashed their head in with a anvil (like I do right now).

I hate morning people...

...and I say that with all the love I can muster as my husband sits in the other room on the second hour of his practice MBE.