Another Installment of Conversations With Katherine...

Me: I'm thinking about buying a pair of purple snake skin pumps.

Katherine: WHAT?

Me: Well not real snakeskin, I wouldn't wear real animals....

Katherine: Oh. I thought you were talking about a bike pump. What is a pump?

Me: A HEEL Katherine

Katherine: WHO ARE YOU! Axle Rose? A purple pump. Please talk with words I can understand.

(Note: The shoes I am talking about can be found HERE.)