July 9, 2009
Me: I'm thinking about buying a pair of purple snake skin pumps.
Me: Well not real snakeskin, I wouldn't wear real animals....
Katherine: Oh. I thought you were talking about a bike pump. What is a pump?
Me: A HEEL Katherine
Katherine: WHO ARE YOU! Axle Rose? A purple pump. Please talk with words I can understand.
(Note: The shoes I am talking about can be found HERE.)