Me: Hey. I am going to throw out all my tapestries? Do you want them?
Kat: YES! So how was your Christmas?
Me: Great! You'll be happy to know Dan bought me a new bathrobe. Do you want that too? (joking)
(Sidenote to readers: Katherine lived with me my senior year of college and constantly made fun of my severely weathered bathrobe and how much I wore I it.)
Kat: Oh my god Melissa, don't you dare throw that out. I am wearing that out on the night of your bachlorette party. I swear. Save that one for me.
And she will too. I'll post pictures.